Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Remember Black Bart Simpson??

Like so many classic cartoon characters throughout the years, The Simpsons created a world wide Mega fan base and popularity. And with the fan base and popularity comes the bootlegging.

Back in the early 90s, you couldn't go to a weekend swap meet without finding bootleg cartoon characters sprawled on an XXXL t-shirts. Most of the dressed in urban attire and colored in to be turned into a minority. There is Latino Micky and Minnie Mouse, Asian Bugs Bunny and the most popular by far, The Black Simpsons, and the leader of the ethnic alternative is 'Black Bart Simpson' himself.

I suddenly remembered the counter fitted character this morning after watching an early episode from 1990, I flashed back to the days where a chocolate Bart in a jersey with a basketball and tracks shaved on the sides of his head graced my p.j. shirt. Call it ghetto if you must but the swapmeet was the hot spot to be on weekends in Las Vegas in the 1980s.

When The Simpsons first hit the airwaves, the star of the show was Bart (before Homer became the shows mascot), and everybody and their mama was doing the 'Bartman'.
Thanks to the ginormous commerical success of hip-hop in the early 90s, Bart Simpson began rapping himself in the Simpson's album, The Simpsons Sing The Blues. Thus the yellow Dennis the Menece found himself spitting lines from popular rap songs and calling people 'Homeboy'.

The Streets of New York were suddenly selling black Bart shirts: decked in gangsta apparel, slamming dunks on the court and wearing African fezes. We had taken him as our own...and ripped off Groening.

Click here to read an article all about the Black Bart franchise in The Washington Post by David Mills and why the black communitiy wanted to related to this famopus cartoon character. It was published on June 28, 1990. This was the only article or useful piece of information I could find about Black Bart, seriously.

And, just for fun, here is Bart Simpson's "Deep, Deep Trouble", produced by DJ Jazzy Jeff, from their 1990 album The Simpsons Sing The Blues. And if your asking, yes, I did have it-still do.

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Friday, July 27, 2007

The Simpsons Greatest guest voices



Bullz-eye.com has contributed to the endless bunch of Simpson lists that have taken over the Internet.

Bullz-eye has created The Simpsons (87) Greatest guest voices about the most from the good years for their website, reminiscingmemorable guest voices featuring Albert Brooks, Glenn Close, Michael Jackson, Phil Hartman,George Harrison, Anne Bancroft, Tito Puente and many many more.

Here is part of the article written by Will Harris and David Medsker:

2. Danny Devito

CHARACTER: Herb Powell, Homer's long-lost half-brother and a millionaire automaker who, within days of their first meeting, Homer manages to completely bankrupt.
EPISODES: "Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou?" (Season 2), "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"(Season 3)




Lisa: Why didn't you write, Unckie Herb?

Herb: Hey, if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say?"Dear Lisa, last night I used a rat for a pillow, thanks to your pop?"

7. Michael Jackson

CHARACTER: Leon Kompowski, a large white man who believes he’s Michael Jackson.
EPISODE: "Stark Raving Dad" (Season 3)




Homer: If you ever find your marbles, come visit us.

Leon Kompowski: Well, how about today? I'm only here voluntarily.

Homer: You are!? Why?

Leon Kompowski: Well, back in 1979, I got real depressed when my Off the Wall album just got one lousy Grammy nomination.

39. Michelle Pfieffer

CHARACTER: Mindy Simmons, the nuclear power plant’s new "token" female employee with whom Homer becomes instantly smitten.
EPISODE: "The Last Temptation of Homer"(Season 5)




Homer: Uh...so, let's have a conversation. Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common.

Mindy Simmons: Can't talk. Eating.
Homer: Hey, my favorite -- raspberry swirl with a double glaze.
Mindy Simmons: Double glaze... (Starts drooling)
Homer: D'oh! Okay, so we have one thing in common. But you know what I hate? Drinking beer and watching TV.
Mindy Simmons: Oh, not me. That's my idea of heaven.
Homer: D'oh! Me too.
Mindy Simmons: Really? I can see I'm gonna love working with you. Well, gotta go. (Whispers) I wanna sneak in a quick nap before lunch. (Walks off)
Homer: Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!

Here is a smaller but equally awesome list from Duff Gardens.

My personal favorite guest voice is #6 Dustin Hoffman as Mr. Bergstrom, hands down the sexiest cartoon substitute teacher EVER! Lisa fell in love with him in season two, "Lisa's Substitute" and could you blame her? Those eyebrows, that deep Dustin Hoffman charm, his broad knowledge of Jewish cowboys...yowza.

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Monday, July 23, 2007

From Cromulant to Craptacular: The Top 12 Simpsons-Created Words


Cracked.com is known for their offbeat and hilarious lists for every aspect of pop culture.

With the upcoming release of The Simpsons Movie comes the enormous hype that has been unleashed worldwide: the numerous 7-11 makeovers to Kwik-E-Marts, BurgerKing's new Simpsonizeme website that uploads your photo and turns you into a Simpson-esque character, Mr. Burns taking over the blog of David Neeleman, JetBlue's chairman and founder and the giant Homer holding a doughnut painted on the Dorset hillside in Britain next to the Cerne Abbas Giant. The pagans weren't too happy about that.

Cracked.com has created their own list of the Top 12 Simpsons-created words, a collection of hysterical and memorable words from popular episodes that, if you watch enough Simpsons, you will remember. Unfortunately Jebus and Yoink didn't make the list but are recognized as honorable mentions.

My favorite has to be "cromulent", as in "Embiggen is a perfectly cromulent word" from the Jebediah Springfield episode. The word is used throughout the episode, along with Embiggen to make bigger or overpower. Hilarity ensues.

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Who's your favorite Simpsons Character?


How can anyone not like The Simpsons? I've loved and dedicated my Sunday nights for 18 years to the show, even catching them before commericals on the Tracey Ullman show when I was five.

With all the hundreds of characters ever to appear on The Simpsons, how can you pick ONE favorite character??

Over at RedEye, they've come up with "Best Simpsons Character" tournament. Although not EVERY character is included, most of the typical cast is on the list.

Go vote for your favorites in the first round. I have to give to Krusty the Clown, who I've always had a soft spot for. After decades of being on television and lost in an abyss of alcohol, cigarettes, depression and Xanax, the clown continues to do it for the kids.


Read Merrie's TV blog to see a list of Vanity Fair's 10 best Simpsons Episodes.

Who's your favorite character or which character would you have liked to see on the list?
Unfortunatly you won't be seeing the Yes Guy on the list, another hilarious recurring character, but cross your fingers that he's in the movie.

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